i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
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I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
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Every concussion has its silver lining
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
The ass gains better be worth it
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