what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
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Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
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I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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