We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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