whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
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Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
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i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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