when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I'm going to jail i love you
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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