I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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