after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
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your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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