He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
