the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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