i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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