we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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