When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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