Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
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I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
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Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
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i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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