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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.

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• (213): View more from California

  just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.

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• (619): View more from California

  THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO

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• (914): View more from New York

  I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?

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• (661): View more from California

  U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings

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  My liver misses your liver

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  "WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"

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