Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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