How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
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Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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