I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
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Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
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He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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