Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
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In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
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Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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