why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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