if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
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not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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