Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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