My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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