is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
