the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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