There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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