Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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