Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
As shirtless as possible
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
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Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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