it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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