Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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