So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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