I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Your cock deserves a montage
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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