You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
it glows. i had to have it.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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