that's an acceptable place to lick
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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