I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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