When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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