Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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