best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
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How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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