Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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