she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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