I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
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He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
So much Jack, so little girl.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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