oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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