There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
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Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...