what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
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He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
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Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.