She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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