Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
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Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
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The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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