Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
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He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
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Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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