I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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