oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
where does the pee come out of this thing
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nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
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This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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