Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
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I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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