Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
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She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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