I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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