i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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