it's too hot outside to masturbate.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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