Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
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I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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