I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Randomize
